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Edward

An Amazing Person that is fun to talk to and gives enjoyable conversation, a great boyfriend and a fun person to hang out with. talk to for hours on end without getting bored. Also very talented at music.
"Omg, Is that Edward?!" "Edward Cullen?" "No, Edward Norton!"
"I just saw Edward Norton's Band, 'Vampire Weekend'."
by Hollywood420FTW December 20, 2009
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Team Edward

A parade of fanatical, deluded mutants.
The answer? Extermination.
Member of Team Edward: *is shot by tazar gun.*
Member of Team STFU: *scoops up corpse in a body bag and sneaks away shiftily into the shadows, ridding the world of giggling evil*
by wellheytherechar April 21, 2010
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Edward Walker Hands

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.
Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?
by Johnny1624 April 23, 2011
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Edward

Can mean: wonderful, funny, witty, loving, sweet, kind, caring, crazy, ambitious, creative, moody, forgiving, warm-hearted, sweet, whimsical, and charming.

not to be linked to Edward Cullen, the vampire.
"See that boy, he can be an Edward sometimes!"

"awwww!"
by christoffelees July 6, 2009
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Edwardsburg

The dish made when a young, butterface girl prone to contracting sexual diseases due to a life of whoring collects the semen from previous solicitors for use as milk substitute in her ritual morning breakfast of Cap'n Crunch Wild Berry Cereal, with all colors except orange and blue carefully removed from the bowl.
Use of spoon is optional.
Use of cock is not.
DAYUM, you just ate her Edwardsburg!
by TehMeatLefT135 November 3, 2010
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Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018
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edward scissorhands

A sexual maneuver where “Edward” simultaneously gives the shocker to two girls so that he resembles Johnny Depp's character Edward Scissorhands in the 1990 movie of the same name.

Additional flair can be added by reciting quotes from the movie during the act such as, “I thought this was shish kabob.”

Advanced practitioners may also employ Sven’s technique of “cross-pollination” by swapping hands between girls, thus transferring pollen from an anther of the flower of one plant to a stigma of the flower of another plant.
Chris should order extra round pillows for his room at the Marriott, so that he can invite two girls back and go Edward Scissorhands on them.
by dismal_scientist August 1, 2006
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