a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Eddy perc

A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.

Omg !!! The swirling action on this eddy perc rig is amazing!!!

by Tombombilla June 7, 2018

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 9, 2017

dirty eddy

when a gay man with a tiny dick tries to fuck another man but the other guy refuses to suck his dick because it’s too small so he sucks it himself

guy 1: ur penis is too small i won’t suck it smh
guy 2: fine ill suck it myself

guy 1: go on then do a dirty eddy

by water bobs June 21, 2020