Eproctophilia

Eproctophilia, or Fart fetishism, is the sexual attraction to human flatulence, mainly heterosexual males attracted to female flatulence. Fart fetishism is sometimes seen as a softer form of coprophilia.

See pornographic fart scenes by Sexy Miss Lizz a.k.a. pQueen of Farts.

See paraphilia

I'm going to fart on you since I have Eproctophilia.

Cool.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

Epping Secondary College

Shittest school out. Teachers don't know shit and will exit you for breathing. It's druggie galore and everyone acts top shit like they own the place
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom

DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL

Boy: so, what school you go to?
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*

by Lmfaobye September 16, 2018

Eponine

Character in the Victor Hugo novel, Les Miserables. Fell in love with Marius, however he was in love with Cosette. Involved in a complicated love triangle.
Got shot on the barricade during a fight and died in the arms of Marius, singing "Little Fall of Rain"
Also sang songs such as "On My Own" and "A Heart Full Of Love"

She's in love with him, but he likes someone else... like Eponine.

by _epi_ February 24, 2008

epregnant

This is a common situation when having cyber sex without using an econdom.

SarahT69: Um..I have some bad news
BigGuy21: yeah?
SarahT69: you know when we cybered the other night? Well, I'm epregnant
BigGuy21 has signed off

by heino March 27, 2006

epathy

noun

is a term used to describe the proper feeling experienced by one when committing a charitable good deed for another who has succumbed to destress or misfortune in life, whereby they themselves have never experienced such pain, suffering or misfortune? who then confuse thier feelings of wishing to help as stemming from a sense of empathy with the pains, sufferings, and troubles of the mentioned party or parties. This viewpoint is however incorrect, for empathy is a feeling which drives from one's ability to understand and relate to any given painful and tragic experience being suffered by another. Therefore, since they themselves have not encountered or experienced any such misfortune, then it is inconceivable that they, in turn, would have either the ability or even the inkling to relate with or understand the implications of the pains, sufferings, and misfortunes at hand. What such individuals are in fact feeling is a sense of epathy, which is a feeling that drives from either one's need for the satisfying of one's need for fulfilling one's moral and ethical duty to one's fellow man. However, as pointed out, do to lack of any level of personal experience with the mentioned misfortunes, any such act of charity cannot be mistaken for empathy, but rather epathy.

Mike who has never experienced the hardships of poverty, in result although cannot feel any level of empathy for those within society who are in need. He does, however, feel a great sense of epathy to help those less fortunate than himself within the social group, the best way he can.

by Baron Neville June 25, 2017

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".

While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

by Lalo Salamanca July 20, 2022

epictaco

slang for good pussy

Man I had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me!
Send text to your girl (honey, when I get home I want to eat your epictaco).. make her day

by Hawger August 24, 2007