flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies

Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭

by I like flowers 🌸 September 24, 2021

Scab eater

Cardi B’s one and only alter ego, where she goes around eating people’s dry dead skin (scab).

Scab eater seen eating Offset’s scab. Scab eater is so obsessed with Nicki Minaj

by Pull up in the SriLanka January 4, 2022

Pussy Eater

Eating big juicy fucking pussies. Give rimjobs, suck it, fuck it, lick it. You want that fucking pussy.

I’m a pussy eater. I ate one last night.

by Thomas Thé Pussy Eater November 29, 2018

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010

crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.

Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.

by Crunchwaffle April 18, 2017

Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up

She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me

by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019

Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors

May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit

by Pookie518 March 19, 2013