Drivers Ed Teacher

Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.

Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.




Drivers Ed Teacher

by Drivers Ed Teacher March 9, 2009

African Drive By

An African drive by is similar in form to a traditional drive by, however a few core differences are present; one being the medium used by the assailant(s) as a mode transportation and another being the actual weapon to be discharged. In an African drive by, the assailant will carefully choose a vine, the longer or higher up in the canopy it's fulcrum the more distance between the attacker and the victim after the drive by allowing for easier escape back to ones village or hut, which is ideal, and then swing by the victim(s) while shooting a dart blowgun filled with a village aids victim's semen, causing instant infection, and often times Ebola or sickle cell anemia, which just happened to be in the donor's blood anyway. It was initially thought that African drive bys originated in Ethiopia as a settlement over conflict over food, until historians realized that there was never food in Ethiopia. The roots of the African drive by are still unknown, though many hypothesize that the first African drive by occurred over conflict between tribesman over one killing anothers goat for pride. Premeditation of an African drive by can be characterized by the pounding of the chest, and an indicator of an African drive by in progress is loud yelling, often sounding like "MULU BULU TULU" which roughly translates to "fuck yo couch nigga".

Man, that fool Solomon just killed another one of my goats, I'm about to African drive by this clown.

by JayDh89 June 18, 2010

Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006

driaft

Made up word to be used as a general insult. Can be used as a noun or adjective. This word originates from the Areas.

You are a driaft.
What a driaft day this has been.

by Afstra September 13, 2004

Drive Jockey

Similar to a traditional Disc Jockey that would either perform playing on Turntables or CD Players, a Drive Jockey is a new generation of DJ that soley uses a desktop or laptop computer with specialty software to play music from.
A number of software applications now make it also possible to utilize video outputs to play videos on to screens at events, making them more multimedia based instead of just music.

An Example is the use of one such program called virtual dj that does not require the use of any control vinyl or control CD. This software allows for the search of, cueing playing and blending of music all from the software utilizing a virtual built in mixer to control the mix and sound levels. This all being done from the computer memory hard drive, Hence the new term Drive Jockey.
"oliver has a state of the art dj setup, he oly uses a computer to DJ, he is a drive jockey.

by Oliver Vasilopoulos January 21, 2008

drive five

a high five that is administered or received while in a car by either a fellow passenger or pedestrian on the walk

Justine gave Mike a drive five as he was speeding out of the parking lot of the King's Porno Palace.

by the box cutter June 2, 2009

Drive Thru Roulette

It's when you go through a drive thru and order what the car in front of you just ordered, with out knowing what they ordered.

It's a surprise everytime, by living randomly!

Go to a McDonald's or Del Taco, simply order what the car in front of you ordered "I would like to have the same as the car in front of me". Then pull up and pay, and see what you got... It may perhaps be something you don't like, too much or too little, or just perfect.

Good times and banter with some (Drive Thru Roulette)

yaayy

by Allan the Viking May 9, 2011