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by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.
Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.
by Patient zero July 29, 2008
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The Nobody Doseage

1000UG LSD +/- Cannabis, to unlock permanent visuals, schizophrenia and meme magic with scp factorization variables initiated into an individuals perspective reality allowing them to manifold and manipulate the metaphysical reality to there will, the nobody was initially so out of control he was sectioned under the mental health act, after visiting a police station and questioning them about government links between the creation and control of ToR, aswell as the respective nodes and the pertaining links to C.P traffic being routed through these Nodes, asking why if it's all traceable due to GCHQ/MI/NSA is there still such meshes existing, The Nobody has Masonic links in his family, but is not a Mason, The Nobody wears the Pepe The Frog, On his face
The Nobody Doseage, is the doseage required for Enlightenment into Nobodyhood, is full of ex-government UltrawokeNEET/s+' who will lead the fight against the cabal elite, equipped with schizophrenia, telepathic abilities and an I.Q so high it oscillates differently than the average NPC rendering them untestable. SCP variables 13.37 Illuminati Card Game Re-release leak
by Alien0 October 12, 2019
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doscalator

A term referring to an escalator that travels in the down direction. Can be used to remove ambiguity at the shopping mall. The opposite of uscalator.
That damn lady at customer service told me that the bathrooms were upstairs, but they aren't. Now I need to find the doscalator before I shit myself again.
by Big Tilly October 6, 2006
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kienbock disease

A disease that leads to man-like features caused by the decaying of the bones in the wrist. This is most common among women between the ages of 40 and 122 that also have a unique fetish for midgets and dwarfs. The only known treatment is the process of ten months of daily soaking your bunions in midget bodily fluids.
Kienbock disease causes mock to go home early everyday in excitement for her midget treatment.
by Bobbi Klein June 13, 2008
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MKF disease

MKF diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4"11. Side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite sex. To avoid this *fatal* disease, place RoseMary above your door, and continuously play songs from the Broadway Classic, "Once Upon A Mattress"
Kasey: OH DEAR! I THINK YOU CAUGHT MKF disease!!"
Mary Kate: OH NO! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND!
by A concerned red head January 8, 2012
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Speakers Disease

A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.
Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"
by Parthex March 19, 2020
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