doines

the area of extra baggage on ones cock when it is in the flop stage(not erected). The wrinkly part.

She licked my doines but was so ugly i didnt even get hard.

by cockmeatsandwichandballs September 28, 2009

Drinks for Cards

a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola

Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle

The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn

Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache

by your best idiot May 17, 2010

doink

A person who is acting foolish and or annoying.

He is acting like a doink!

You are being a doink; knock it off!

by anonymous March 24, 2014

DOINK

Someone who is so idiotic that they can't even complete simple tasks.

Jacob is such a DOINK, he couldn't even fix the sink.

by miss.italy March 11, 2017

Doinker

doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.

Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.

by creature69 January 30, 2021

doinked

to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. Its an obvious bitch out.

Yo i doinked him right in the face real quick

by david tarullo October 24, 2008

doink

1. to place something(put it down)

2. to give possession to another, the opposite of yoink

As Chaz hands his father the wrench he asked for, Chaz says, "doink".

Doink needs not a response. It merely replaces the sound of moving something(setting it down or handing it off).

by TacoPat06 November 3, 2006