Sky Diving Donkey

When a cruel owner of a donkey buys an airplane duct taped the donkey to the bottom of it, fly's the plane over a open field. the owner jumps out of the airplane and surprisingly grabs the donkey. the owner rips the donkeys hide off and makes it into a parachute all in mid air! very hard, but possible. safely the donkey lands on the ground but has to go through a series of mental therapy before attempting again.

-Dude i met a sky diving donkey yesterday and he was awesome!

-Wow! thats so sky diving donkey!

by tune68 January 9, 2011

divine breakup

This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.

Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.

After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!

by the gayzelle September 3, 2009

pit diving

The act of putting your face in the hairy armpit of a hot muscular guy (preferably with a slight musky odor) in order to lick and smell for sexual arousal.

That guy is so hot I would love to go pit diving on him.

by Mr Buckles January 11, 2009

Devika

The very definition of "sex". She is an elegant brown bish that is so sweet, she tastes like a brownie. You know you can talk to your Devika about anything because she is too nice to say "Go Away!". Your Devika can be such a tease at time's but her fun energetic personality is enough to make your day. "Devika-" can be used as a prefix of other words to describe her.

For Example:

1) To call your Devika a "cutie", simply call her "Devikutie".
2) To call your Devika "crazy", just say "Devikrazy".
3) To call your Devika a "cunt" when she's being sassy, scream "Devikunt"!

by Devika's_Stalker May 14, 2014

Shaun Diviney

Another word for 'dorito'.

Shaun Diviney is so orange, I bet he rolls around in doritos.

by a-n-c-h-o-r July 1, 2011

Dick Diving

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.

That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Deep sea diving

1. going down on a woman. 2. eating a woman out. 3. cunnilingus.

He better be good at deep sea diving if he doesn't last long in bed!

by jadgie August 18, 2010