king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

Ding Dong

Someone being really dumb.

Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf

by Nexxxx March 29, 2022

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 7, 2020

Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".

So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?

by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023