Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.

My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.

by Kilbird September 22, 2017

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

Silver Dildo

1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.

1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .

Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.

Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.

Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!

Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.

by SHIRAMSINS October 31, 2016

codys dildo

the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around

i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by iamcody November 22, 2011

field dildo

Any dildo used to throw at Tom Brady.

You're a field dildo.

Whoever threw the original field dildo is an American hero.

by Mad Malc November 3, 2016

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

Pocket Dildo

A smaller sized dildo that can fit in a pocket so can be used anywhere in secret

Girl 1: Have you tried out your new pocket dildo?

Girl 2: yeah it's great! I'm using it now!

by Jeoff123 March 8, 2017