Look at David, I want to fuck him
by MrBeezyButt March 30, 2017
A handsome master memist who either makes his own memes, or steals them from other people. He is very nice and funny as well.
by Youlostdavid March 26, 2017
by TheBlowKing123 April 14, 2015
A man who is a warrior while tending to the farm. They usually fall hard when they are falling for someone and they usually fail because of a lack in judgement on the woman's part. He is not a pressuring person but he is persistent and would give up anything for his partner whether they be male or female. David's tend to go both ways. They are a bit large but have a gentle teddy bear personality. They are protecting and a bit nerdy. They fall for gorgeous girls like a Tiara, because of her beauty yet slight lack of brains. They fall for thick, African american chicks more than anything because of their love for the culture. teddy bear cuddly
John: Who's that guy lifting 233 lbs over there?
Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.
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Tiara: That guy's hot. He must be a David!
John: Oh wow, what a man.
muscle man good human buy David coffee mugs
by futureteller January 11, 2013
A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.
Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
by Batlander April 17, 2008
by Floopinscoopin June 01, 2019
David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.
by UnknownWriter123 March 18, 2018