butt dandelion

When old people want to say fart in a polite setting they use this phrase instead.

(In a Resturant)

Grandpa to granddaughter : Dear I'm going outside to let rip a butt dandelion.

Granddaughters thoughts: "What is he talking about"

by DragonGodZ December 18, 2025

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020

field of dandelions

dandelion is my super amazing gf who i love more then anyone in the world. ilysm <33 !

you know field of dandelions right? yup ! thats my amazing gf <3

by solarcalx June 28, 2022

be my Dandelion

it is a way to show love for a girl like a pickup line

zyzo be my dandelion

by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022

be my dandelion

a way to show love for someone like a pickup line

zyzo be my dandelion

by mintyzfnr September 25, 2022

playing in dandelions

when someone likes asian people

“i like playing in the snow, wbu?”
“i like playing in the mud, wbu?”
“i like playing in dandelions”

by exceptionallywhite February 28, 2025