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molly dooked

means fully sick! it can be reffered to as anything you want it to be.
Thats Fuckin Molly Dooked Bro
Dude, Your not Molly Dooked no more
by prodger August 25, 2006
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Uncle DOOKIE

a man who spends five hours a day at subway eating one footlong, drinking all the free refills he can hold, and taking up to 10 dumps
he ordered one sandwhich and shit out three,uncle dookie strikes again.

I think uncle DOOKIE destroyed the bathroom again
by mr rage lilche November 8, 2009
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dookie twinkler

A phenomenon of sparkling poop caused by the gold flakes in the alocoholic beverage known as Goldschlager.
Oh man, I just drank 10 shots of Goldschlager. I just went to the bathroom and that drink is a true dookie twinkler.
by dookie twinkler June 25, 2008
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shooby dooby

1. An exclamatory remark conveying that you are having a super baller cosmictronicly awesome time.

2. An expression of approval of the fat blunt or joint that has just been rolled and is ready to smoke.

3. A boisterous greeting, especially appropriate when being welcomed to a killer party at your homeboy's place.

4. A communication of the gradual or sudden super-epiphany that occurs most frequently during a psychedelic experience.
1. "Shooooby Doooby, brosephiney!"

2. "How's this look?" says Riz. "Shooby Dooby. Spark it." says TJ.

3. "Look who the fuck is here! Shooby Dooby, mother fucker!

4. "Hehheeeeehooooo." Everyone looks at the depositor of that sound. He stares at them all and exclaims, "SHOOBY... DOOBY." They all burst into laughter from the statement of glorious joyousness.
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez July 25, 2009
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dookiefest

When a bunch of dudes all go take a dookie at the same time in different bathrooms in one house or in different stalls. Whoever finishes first wins, but whoever finishes last took the biggest dookie and is officially dookie king.
Steve: Dude, I gotta take a shit.
George: Me too.
Pete: Hey, me too!
Everybody at same time: DOOKIEFEST!
by Gayaka June 7, 2009
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doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 February 5, 2012
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Late Dookie

When you realize you still have to poo, after you've already flushed.
My mom always tells me I'm wasting water when i flush twice, but i cant help the late dookie.
by zac archer January 22, 2009
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