dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

auto-dyslexic

When you type out a word and it auto corrects but in reality you're dyslexic so you get mad at yourself and the phone.

God dammit auto-dyslexic

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Nautical Dyslexia

While coxing a rowing crew, you mix up your nautical terminology so the crew has no idea what you are talking about.

Since it was Brian's first time coxwaining, it became clear that if we just did the opposite of what he said the boat ran fine. He was experiencing Nautical Dyslexia.

by Crashhopper July 26, 2017

Sexually Dyslexic

Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.

Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!

by Kareem Oliver D'Belli September 20, 2017

Math dyslexia

When reading numbers, ones tendency is to flip them, causing ordinary numbers to become very odd to that person, as if they are flipping letters in typical dyslexia

“When reading 2+2 on the paper, Meghan simply thought it was 2+6 showing a clear sign of math dyslexia”

by Meghaladon December 18, 2017

kinesio dyslexia

Moving backwards and/or moving in the opposite direction

That girl must have kinesio dyslexia; she does all the punches and kicks backwards.

by daffodils and dragons December 29, 2018

Big dyslexic mongo

Yaseen nawaz

Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo

by Dictionarier123 November 8, 2019