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Dildo bits

Pointy pieces of candy in wich come in special bags
I went to the store and they had dildo bits in the window
by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017
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dildo-boat

James O'Keefe, head of Project Veritas
The latest video from Project Veritas' dildo-boat claims to show proof that the ACLU is actually run by Martian abortion-loving Nazis.
by JonLongbottoms November 28, 2017
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dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."
"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."
by SKRI April 24, 2007
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Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.
Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.
by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009
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Dildo Faggot

1.) A politically incorrect term becoming more widely used and accepted in our devolving society as time progresses.

2.) A very generic word that refers to a person but not limited to, the male being. This word is not limited to a particular race or ethnicity, nor geographical regions, and is typically used among teens up to the latter years of life being that a lot of old farts cuss now. May be used plural or singular.

3.) A generic term for a person who is as dense as a dildo and is fuckn stupid. Just plain out a no good piece of dumb ass, pubic shit. Someone who truly has no comprehension of the real world and is annoying as fuck. A person who is a breathing waste of air.
1.) Jenn- OMG! Did you just hear the bullshit he just said?? He has no clue what the fuck he is talking about!!

Todd- I know he probably is quoting from his mom and dads political beliefs.

The Godfather- Go clip off his nut sack, shove a hot curling iron up his asshole, and put a soldering iron in his right ear.

Todd and Jenn- OMG where the fuck did the Godfather come from?

2.) Fuck!! Im not going out in this shirt, with my hair looking like this, my belt hanging loose, a pair of all stars on and acne!! I look like a dildo faggot!
by ChrisThePiss February 28, 2010
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dildo duel

When two people insert dildoes into thier lower orifices and squirm as if fighting to move the dildo around eachother's orifice, bringing much pleasure.


A dildo duel is also the result of immature 12 year olds visiting an adult natured shop, and having a swordfight with the largest dildo collection.
Two kids came into the shop and had a dildo duel yesterday. They knocked over a few gimp suits.
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Dildo Faggot

A phrase that goes through many peoples' heads, but they are too embarrassed to tell anyone. It is a standard insult, synonymous with Faggot, asstard, and nigger faggot.
guy: Bob you are a DILDO FAGGOT!!!
bob: wat teh fuke u tekkin aboot?
by TheAssMaster January 14, 2010
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