face diaper

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers

He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper

by anonymous November 5, 2020

burrito diaper

The folded napkin you place underneath a burrito inside the wrapper to absorb the meat juice and grease it leaks so that it doesn't end up on your shirt.

Jim: Man, every time I eat a burrito, it ends up dripping all over the place. Another ruined shirt.
Carlos: You should have put a burrito diaper on it. No leaks here!

by iDiaz September 19, 2009

Beast Diaper

A homo sapien, male or female, who due to genetics, is extremely hairy in and around the genital area, extending up and around the groin - appearing to wrap around the waist . . . a la "diaper".

I got her back to the play pen - but when I dropped them britches, she had on a beast diaper.

by KentH October 9, 2007

denim diaper

Very short denim shorts with a small hem at the bottom (no lose strands like cut offs and not a large hem). When worn by the unfortunate girls that have large butts and thick thighs the shorts bunch further up and begin to resemble diapers, just made of denim.

"Whoa, that girl is so fat, her ass makes it look like shes filled that denim diaper up. Gross."

by dick stronghammer August 26, 2009

Russian Diaper

When a woman has copius amounts of Pubes that travel from front, down past the vag, then back up past the ass giving the illusion that they are wearing a hairy diaper. Mostly promenant with Russian woman, hence the name.

John: "Dude, I wouldn't go down on Jane"
Mark: "Why man, she's smokin hot"
John: " Check out that treasure trail, she's definatly got a russian diaper"
Mark: "Good Call"

by OGMang June 11, 2008

Pussy Diaper

A sponge-like garment a women wares around her pussy for the 3 to 7 days a month she dicides to be a crazy bitch.

That fat, nasty bitch with the red hair had a big wet period stain on her jeans, she better change her Pussy Diaper

OR

Stop being such a little fag, go change your pussy diaper or something.

by SgtSlice August 29, 2009

Burger Diaper

The paper that is wrapped around over half of your burger that makes eating the burger harder, but keeps the lettuce and sauce from falling onto your tray. (almost resembles a real diaper in the sense that you use it it's early stages to collect the released exrcement.) Once your burger is about 3/4 of the way done, it should be out of it's burger diaper(s) and be held so that the uneaten side is facing up so that it may be finished. Some places that give the burger diapers are In n' out, The Habit, etc...

"Man, I really hate having to move the burger diaper down every time I want a big bite. But these burgers are so sloppy, I can't just take it off. That would only end in tears..."

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 August 28, 2009