deez nuts

something you say to piss everyone off

you: yo have you heard the band '' Imagine Dragons ''
friend: yeah, why?
you: ...IMAGINE DRAGGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by yomommmaaaa September 16, 2021

Deez nuts december

a 3 month long marathon of restraint (no simp september, sober october and no nut november) culminates in deez nuts december where you can indulge in all your hedonistic desires.

Person 1: you know what december is?

Person 2: yeah christmas!
Person 1: no, deez nuts december!

by deeznutsdecember September 12, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts can only be used from people that have big nuts

Can I have yo deez nuts

by anonymous June 20, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts : a funny way to make someone say something sexually inappropriate by using a very vague phrase.

person 1 : you heard of the new Pokémon You suck

Person 2 : Yousuc

Person 1 : You suck Deez Nuts

by you heard of bofa December 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

They are Deez Nuts

Person 1 : Have you played Sea of thieves before?
Person 2 : No what is that
Person 1: See if Deez Nuts fit in yo mouth
Person 2: FUCK YOU

by Deez or Doze August 24, 2022

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021

Deez nuts

Clyde

Man, deez nuts are so small.

by anonymous October 11, 2022