Usually a dirty Mexican who can’t pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He can’t seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.
by BoshBoiken March 3, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.
"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.
i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.
by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009
Get the davidemug. by George Guerrero December 7, 2016
Get the Davidmug. A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
(How's that even possible..?)
by well then ._. June 7, 2018
Get the Davidmug. Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .
by Davidisthebestdt September 25, 2018
Get the Davidmug. He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.
by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug.