south dakota haymaker

When you are born or raised in South Dakota, get drunk, and throw a wide right arm punch to another person's face.

I got drunk at a bar and was hit by a South Dakota haymaker.

by Sourgummy April 19, 2022

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Horace North Dakota

A little town on the Sheyenne River south of Fargo. Protected by the river diversion, it is one of the only places that one can own riverfront property and sleep at night in April.

Fargoan 1: Damn, I wish I lived in Horace North Dakota
Fargoan 2: Yup, me, too. The river's getting mighty close to my back door.

by Momster3 April 5, 2010

Springfield, South Dakota

A small town with a kick-ass 4th of July celebration.

I'm going to Springfield, South Dakota for the 4th of July.

by .black.dahlia. July 12, 2010

South Dakota Whirlpool

When someone proceeds to give another person a Rimjob and then afterwards without washing their mouth sucks the others penis.

Hey did you hear Zach gave Noah a South Dakota Whirlpool in the girls bathroom?

by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016

South Dakota Avenue

The main shopping street in Washington D.C. It is home to some of the most exclusive stores in the world and attracts only the most sophisticated consumers.

Person #1 - "Hey, I could really go for some McDonald's."

Person #2 - "You uncouth savage, why should we eat at McDonald's when the Dakota Fish Market is only a block away!"

Person #3 - "What fools! Are you not aware that Hair Chef is right across the street?"

by Quincy Jackson February 7, 2005

South dakota hitchiker

insted of using your thumb you pull your shlong out and spin it in circles in the air

Last night i saw a south dakota hitchiker

by Slimrick66 May 12, 2017