Curstyn

Curstyn is a beautiful girl who can be mistaken as some one who is friendly, she is not to keen on hanging with new friends she loves her love ones

Hoe my name is Curstyn

by carsop June 8, 2021

crusty mcfinkster

a littel guy, a very small man, witha very small"guy"

The man next door has a crusty mcfinkster.

by crusty March 30, 2003

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 5, 2011

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010

crusty snail

A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.

He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.

by Joshdelux October 2, 2010

Crusty toilet

The rim around a womans vigina that has scabes all over and is constantly wet.

When she pulled down her pantis there was a crusty toilet!

by Dick Biscet November 6, 2010

Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.

I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.

by Blob Joe May 21, 2011