Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013
A Cullen is a magical recluse type wizard that has infinite knowledge of magicka. He was transported from the merlin era to the far future of the 1990s and must face the challenges any wizard faces when transported to the future! Debt, crippling deppression, and work! Will he be able to go back? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
by Sophi3cak3s93 November 05, 2022
by Amethyst C**** August 15, 2021
A "man" that is from Bemidji Minnesota and is known for all of his "cool stunts." A Cullen will tell you millions of times how much he loves Honda Civics, which he drives but the car is not his.
A Cullen will take his "friends" car and crash it and blame it on you. A Cullen will not pay you back for anything he takes from you. A Cullen will say that he has "fire weed" but no one will get high off of it. A Cullen will tell you he has a "badass truck" and "bombass subs."
A Cullen will take his "friends" car and crash it and blame it on you. A Cullen will not pay you back for anything he takes from you. A Cullen will say that he has "fire weed" but no one will get high off of it. A Cullen will tell you he has a "badass truck" and "bombass subs."
Guy 1 - hey do you know that one guy Cullen?
Guy 2 - yeah, he took my belt one day and never gave it back.
Guy 1 - damn man, sorry to hear that.
Guy 2 - yeah, he took my belt one day and never gave it back.
Guy 1 - damn man, sorry to hear that.
by TheManKnownAsGod420 November 11, 2019
by Nivi June 12, 2022
Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?
Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.
Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.
by chironfrost April 24, 2014