Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 23, 2024

Cucumber Strategy

Is when you write cucumber as the answer for any question on the test

Aww man! I used the cucumber strategy on Bio exam and got a 12%

by Sheldon Weiner May 30, 2019

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 21, 2023

cheese cucumber

A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.

Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?

Nick: yeah those things look hot.

by Wormy cult February 28, 2021

Cucumber Holder

A female or in some cases a male who has sex with tons of guys.

Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!

Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.

by Cake Salad August 03, 2016

Cucumberness

A word I inveted by playing a game of typing words with ''UC'' within the word.

See Nabb, it exists.

cucumberness is a problem in today's society.

by linglingbee August 26, 2020

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber August 30, 2015