The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.
Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!
by Jayy.M August 01, 2009
by Not ur dad but doin ur mom October 01, 2013
by bluecheese yeah yeah yeah May 21, 2020
After someone has fisted another person, they leave their hand uncleaned for a while. The fluids, dry and harden on the hand, forming a Crusty Knuckle, or Crusty Knuckles depending on the severity.
Jasmin fisted Leeroy. She left her hand overnight an the shit hardened. In the morning her hand had turned into a Crusty Knuckle.
by L.Jenkins January 10, 2012
by Dick Biscet November 05, 2010
The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.
Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.
Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.
Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.
Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.
by ropeslinger July 04, 2013
by Joshdelux October 02, 2010