Crusty Face

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.

Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!

by Jayy.M July 31, 2009

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

crusty ferret

Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.

Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.

by that one guy that isn't you September 28, 2010

Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.

Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.

by PreNatel January 5, 2011

Ugo crusty

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

crusty scissors

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

by Pears February 5, 2015

Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017