Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

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Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.

Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.

by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017

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Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019

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The remainder of goop left over from a massive shit that plopped into the toilet, causing the poo, pee, vomit, bacteria, menstrual blood, and whatever else is in your toilet at the time to spew up into your anus, leaving you with a dripping mixture of FUN.

Sam:Yesterday I let go of a perfect 'S'!

Joe: AWESOME!

Sam: Not really... left me with one hell of a Crusty NastyAnus

by Fracktard January 6, 2012

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Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

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