Cricket

1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.

Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?

by DJ Esca September 15, 2010

moon cricket

A black person who is very loud during the night playing rap music and screaming like monkeys.

I hate these moon crickets cominginto our neighbourhood.

by mooncricket69420 July 9, 2019

Cricket

A penis that is bigger in width than in length that squirts out cum uncontrollably. Ususally used as an insult.

Also see chode and boner

U r a cricket!
That guy has a cricket!

by Queeqwam November 22, 2003

Cricket Skitter

When a bitches legs are so damn fat it looks like they are tryin to eat her vagina

Damn her cricket skitter looks hungry

by bennyfucker July 12, 2009

Chicklet Chest

An insult one calls a flat-chested woman

Person 1. I hate Victoria's Secret bras
Person 2. That's because you don't need one chicklet chest.
Person 1. F**k you

by XxDemonKingxX December 7, 2018

Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick

Hey look vento has a cricket dick

by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019

Cricket

An annoying ass bug that looks fucking scary

Crickets are annoying

by Not a piece of crap December 29, 2020