Credit Whore

A prostitute who allows tricks to fuck them on credit

The man had no money on him, so he found himself a credit whore to screw.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

Give credit

When you don’t like the bitch but you compliment them on whatever they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves🤪

Y’all butches seriously need to know when to give credit like it’s not that hard😒🤷🏽 ♀️

by Flawless girl 2468 January 7, 2018

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

sex credit

This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)

my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car

the sex credits were definatley worth it

by mytts69 February 8, 2010

credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

by Mr Evil Betty March 28, 2004

Credit or debit?

A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.

Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls

When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.

I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)

by - sk8er April 16, 2009