Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.
pooh crap dump shit
pooh crap dump shit
by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011
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The dead and dirty skin cells that can be rubbed off the body in the heat of a sauna or steam room. When combined with dirt and body oil they have the appearance of shaved crayon wax.
Hey Lo, I can tell you haven't taken a sauna in a while cause you ate shedding almost a half pound of craydons.
by White's Point November 16, 2016
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by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011
Get the Crayons mug.He needs to quit craying around with that Evan Williams, he's emitting enough craydons to give everyone in the house craydiation poisoning.
by BudRay January 20, 2009
Get the craying mug.Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.
by Zephyr December 25, 2003
Get the crayon mug.Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew May 2, 2006
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