Dude in the canoe

Slang for clitoris. It looks like a dude sitting in the end of a canoe.

When pleasing your girl orally, don't forget to say "hi" to the dude in the canoe.

by ToddEH October 20, 2008

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canoeing

when you light your blunt and it only burns up on one side

Oh my god, Its canoeing up the side!

by Erin May 18, 2003

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douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

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canonistic

To have no concern for anybody else. To have a total disregard for everyone but yourself.

I cant believe they have parked across our drive, how canonistic.
selfish self centered arsehole wanker twat

by vaders-love-child October 21, 2015

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It is rare to come across one, but recently we were all proven that it exists. Canonically hot is when a character is officially hot, as told by the creator or in other official sources that have not been corrected statements later on. When this is confirmed, it is likely true in real life as well.
The particular reason that this definition was created was because Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aimé said himself, that Breath of the Wild's main character Link was hot.

"Link is canonically hot."
"When I make a book, at least one character will be canonically hot."

by Starfondler May 25, 2018

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