cactosexual

A craving/longing to become sexually active with a cactus. Putting a cactus inside and around your genitalia, and getting pleasure from it.

Bob "man that cactus is just turning me on i want to shove it up my anus"

Emma "Hey when yor finished with your cactus can i have it i think im cactosexual and i want to experiment"

by Mariposia June 7, 2011

Cracc

To smite down another human being (typically with a bamboo spear).

I cracced my friend when he lost the football game.

by Eggymct November 23, 2018

Cactus

A racial slur for a Mexican who is being a dick

At a bar:
Girl: You think you can get me drink?

Guy: I can't! The guy at the counter's not letting me! He's such a Cactus!

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 December 29, 2019

Prickly Pear Cactus

When a guy shaves his pubes and lets it grow out until it reaches 5 o'clock shadow. Shortly after, get a blow job from a chick and before you're about to bust grab the back of her head and rub her face all over your prickly pubes. The result is a rug burned faced with jizz dripping from her nostrils and mouth.

I brought that a bitch prickly pear cactus as a house warming gift.

by Zebrarez October 16, 2014

Cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a spikey cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. I gave him a blowjob and now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 27, 2006

cactus crusher

An offensive word used to name Mexican people. Derived from incidents where illegal immigrants accidentaly land on cactus as the jump the border.

That cactus crusher smells like beans.

by doooz August 19, 2008

cactipus

A vagina that was shaved, but has been allowed to grow stubble for a few days creating a surface similar to the needles of a cactus.

Man, my face is raw after eating that cactipus last night.

by montucky May 11, 2010