coachroach

a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches

Ian is NOT a coachroach...

by coachroach June 19, 2006

Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.

Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010

coach cox mile

a unit of distance; the equivalent of three miles.

Girl: i just ran a mile, ugh that was so tough!
Boy: you think thats tough?! I just ran a coach cox mile!
Girl: OMG!! how horrible!

by BigOnumber8 December 21, 2010

coacowtb

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

Hey are you busy tonight?
Ya. Just coacowtb, babe.

by allmyfriendsaredead June 11, 2017

Coach

A coach is a person that teaches you new things. Some times you hate them and sometimes you love them. In the end they are always there for you

Hey coach.

Hey Brooke

by Bmiller July 16, 2018

Coachella

A vibe that you get when you don’t get what you want but end up still enjoying the situation.

It took us too long to be seated but it ended up Coachella

Did you like lady Gaga’s new album? It was Pretty Coachella.

by YonahCliff October 10, 2020

cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.

“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”

by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020