corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 23, 2013

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Cork Stopper

Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.

"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."

by Supaphly October 27, 2013

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The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 10, 2016

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"I'm totally corked, this thong is in my ass"

by silverhydra23 July 31, 2022

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When a man get anal fucked in the arse (obliviously).

Typically derogatory term against anal.

Oh shit dude, Connor got corked last night.

by connorgoober May 31, 2025

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