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condom dick

The scent of your dick after you have sexual intercourse wearing a condom.
Friend: "Bro, what's that smell? It kinda smells like rubber."
Me: "it's just condom dick bro'"

Sex, dick, vagina, smell, condom
condom dick by Lyseegee May 17, 2016

Condom broth

The residual liquid from boiling a used condom or creating a thin soup from used condoms
Ben L. Enjoys a warm cup of condom broth when he has a cold

condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.
"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"
condom pocket by taylor bogner March 27, 2008

condom sucker

a person who is really pissing you off and you just decide to call them a condom sucker!

Condom Hair 

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.

Condom Cake 

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong
"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"
Condom Cake by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009