Conan penis

A conan penis is when u go to have sexual intercourse with with a woemen (or guy) and they laugh because of how small you are

Hey luke you know that guy I was banging last night he had a total conan penis

by trevon sucks duck June 22, 2016

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Conanfreude

The pleasure derived from the crushing of you enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their woman.

After the election they enjoyed the conanfreude of their decisive victory.

by Auntie Betsy November 6, 2016

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condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

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candani

A Candani is the boss of everything who lives in this world .he have the biggest dick,the best style and he is the lord of playboy's.he can switch shit in gold.

Most women's call a Candani when they doesn't get a orgasm,after 2-5 minutes they fall in love Whit him.

by buai January 3, 2017

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Coldan is the sweetest, hottest person ever. He is great at basketball, baseball and he is tall. He is super popular and has a perfect smile. He is the type of person every girl dreams about. Coldan is a very lovable, loyal person.

Mekenzie: Look how hot Coldan is!
Kayla: I know he is so perfect!

by Tiny wheels April 22, 2017

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