Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.
by bigolthang October 2, 2009
Get the cockumentary mug.(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus
(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."
"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
Get the Coital Commentator mug.Related Words
When that idiot who cant take a hint is close by when you talking to yo nigga, so you say some shit about something they did to piss you off just loud enough for them to hear.
She didn't get that I broke up with her, so i used a side comment to my buddy to let her know.
You know that bitch i was going out with? Yeah man, Thoterella. Fuck her man.
You know that bitch i was going out with? Yeah man, Thoterella. Fuck her man.
by Demonslayer2011 November 11, 2015
Get the side comment mug.Person 1: This pie tastes like hell.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.
Person 2: Well, I'll just buy pies from the store from now on!
Person 1: I was just making a comment, Marguerite.
by cykh June 21, 2011
Get the I was just making a comment, Marguerite mug.by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023
Get the Comment Vulture mug.When you are walking somewhere with a group of people and you are addressing one friend in particular,but a stranger catches your eye and you make that comment directly to them instead.
Your friend Jason makes a crude gesture
(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"
(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"
by seen-your-pics September 13, 2009
Get the residual comment mug.When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)
WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.
Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...
Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...
by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009
Get the Ninja-Commenting / Liking mug.