collstrup

vb. A guy who dresses all in black, has an emo hairdo and sucks at table soccer

See also cracker ass or cracker, emo and loser

He's such a collstrup at table soccer; "Beat it, collstrup!" or "What's up with the emo hairdo, collstrup?!"

by IllRipYouANewOne March 20, 2009

Coles

Can not control the volume of his voice

Get the message?!!!!!!!!!?

by woo-ton January 16, 2004

Colbster

Colbster is a male that is very sexy and has hairy legs. Likes to rub his leg hair on his friends. Is also thiccc with three c’s.

That colbster is so cool

by Gage Hernandez January 17, 2019

new colossus

a fucking song written by this old lady to raise money for the shit looking pedestal which the famous green lady stands on.

The New Colossus is engraved on the pedestal the Statue of Liberty stands on.

by DEATHBEAST January 16, 2017

shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

stolen coats

An exclaimation that something good has happened or is about to happen.

Synonym: Awesome, amazing...

That party was off the fucking hinges like stolen coats yo!

That DVD was stolen coats man.

by drew October 22, 2004

The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).

Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?

by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008