Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Colton

A cool kid that want to have fun and can act tough but real isn’t he does footballs ,pig, and radiates and is super smart and is very liked by all and can make a good boyfriend

You want a Colton

by anonymous October 7, 2020

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016

Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

Colton

Colton is an absolute simp. He actually will kiss up so hard that he’s the hardest on the scale. Harder than diamond. He will usually be the sidekick of the friend group. Bro drops friends faster than sonic. If he sees a girl he will be all over her.

Girl 1: Look it’s Colton
Girl 2: all he does is ask me out

by Randy Philips February 9, 2024

Colton

Colton is the best go to partner to have. Colton’s have the biggest most loving hearts you could ever ask for. Colton is the best at keeping you warm at night and making sure the cover is covering you. If you ever find yourself a Colton, love every living moment you have with him because I can promise you it will be the most utterly amazing life you will ever have.

Girl: Colton has never given me a stare where I don’t feel warm inside.
Boy: I’m glad he treats you so well.

by GiganticD March 12, 2020

Colton

Retard

Bro stop being such a Colton

by Seismic4444444444 September 13, 2022