Colene

/ko-leen/
Colene is one of the most sweetest girls you’ll come across. She's the type of girl to have kind eyes, and a soft smile that makes your gloomy days bright. Sensitive? Yes. But she'll bottle up her own sadness just to keep you smiling. She's funny in the most “face-palm” kind of way, dramatic,, and lowkey talented at everything she tries—from art to music.

She's the kind of person who might pretend to be fine even when she's not, just to make sure you’re okay. If you’ve got a Colene in your life, congrats—you’ve unlocked a rare gem. She don’t get too comfortable—she doesn’t open up easily, and if she chose you, you better not mess it up.

“Hey isn’t it your friend Colene’s Birthday?”
— “Who Colene? Oh the really pretty girl? Yeah it is.”

by JellyBeann2xx7 April 9, 2025

calendarically

Referring to dates on a calendar.

My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.

She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.

by Stashik June 20, 2005

Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.

Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.

by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008

Clendennin

a health teacher that is a nigger and works at high school north. she gives lots of home work.

Mike- WTF that nigger gave me so much homework.
Alex- is she a nigger????!!?!?!?!
Mike- yeah fucking swamp ninja is a clendennin!!!!!!!!!!!

by alex+mike March 18, 2009

calenday

A calenday is what one looks at each day, to see the date of the month one is currently on.

"My calenday says that today is February 5, 2010."

by MDY, CSW February 5, 2010

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

Calendar stress

The stress associated with too many scheduled events. The stress is experienced by the owner of the calendar, and indirectly by the family, significant other and friends. The person tends to become anxious prior to the events, complaining and worrying constantly, wondering if they will be prepared for the event, or even enjoy the event, when the day finally arrives.

I just looked at my calendar for the summer and I have calendar stress because I will only be home for 2 weekends.

by Already Stressed September 29, 2011