cocktail mattress

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

by jaydawg May 27, 2004

battle cocktail

crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases

They went on a ten hour crack binge at their army friend's "battle cocktail" party.

by McNigglet January 11, 2008

moleetov cocktail

A mixed-drink consisting of Coca-Cola, Starbucks Frappacino, Scotch, and 5-hour ENERGY.

Excuse me kind sir, would you please mix me up a moleetov cocktail right quick?

by Finnbacca December 2, 2011

donkey cocktail

To fill one's anus with tomato paste.

My ass tings after that donkey cocktail.

by EthoLabz September 22, 2016

Fish Cocktail

A Fish Cocktail is the act of making your girl squirt and then drinking her feminine juices from the inside of her vagainal cavity.

Aye bro, that girl I was with last night made me the best Fish Cocktail I've ever tasted.

by Rachegeomadness October 7, 2016

The cocktail

Where you take shrimp and put them on your dick, and add cocktail sauce on top. You do this to make it more interesting.

Her: hey I wanna spice things up tonight

Him: Wanna try the cocktail?
Her: I’ll get the shrimp 🍤 🤤

by zippyclean January 17, 2019

Trump cocktail

Equal parts politics and evangelical religion shaken and served iced cold

The Trump cocktail has taken the southern states by storm.

by Nate Moe November 16, 2019