Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Donald Cobain (February 20th, 1967 - April 5th, 1994), better known as Kurt Cobain, was an American musician best known for his work as the front-man of Seattle grunge group Nirvana, which he founded in 1987 with fellow musicians Krist Novoselic and Aaron Burckhard, who was later replaced with several other drummers, including Chad Channing, before in 1990, landing on Dave Grohl, 3 albums were released in his lifetime, "Bleach", "Nevermind" and "In Utero". He suffered from several ailments, including a chronic stomach ailment, he also struggled with an addiction to Heroin, which he overdosed from several times, including once in March of 1994, which resulted in an attempt to detox him, which failed when he escaped from rehabilitation, on April 5th, 1994, he shot himself with a shotgun in the greenhouse of his Seattle home, his body was discovered 3 days later by an electrician, he was 27 years old.

Person 1: who is your favorite rock singer?
Person 2: dude, Kurt Cobain, without a doubt!

by EllieLostwave October 3, 2025

Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.

Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it

by digitalchaos April 25, 2022

Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cobaine and Cocaina (Dumb): The First Release To A Juvenile

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Kert Cobain yourself

so kill yourself

m-ray go kert cobain yourself

by tobychip January 26, 2025

Kurt Cobain

When you shotgun a Rockstar energy drink.

Bro he did a Kurt Cobain and totally rallied last night

by Tanklin December 30, 2021

Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019