cleetin

a small legless frog

juan : did you see that frog with no legs?

charlotte: yeah it was such a cleetin

by skater326 April 19, 2010

Clart

When you wet fart so agregiosly that it makes your butt cheeks clap together.

“Last night I clarted on Kevin’s thigh.”

by Mottstravaganza January 16, 2018

Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above

Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.

by the_isa September 2, 2019

certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.

I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!

by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020

Certified Frieza Moment

A certified Frieza moment is when, you conquer a group of people, a nation, a world, or a universe. Its a example of taking the W

“Yo, I heard you conquered the southern galaxy, thats a Certified Frieza moment”

by Friezasagamerngl June 20, 2022

De-cleat

To forcefully pound somenoes shit into the ground in a game of football.

Tyler: Hey guys, why is that boy going to the hospital?
James: Ronald De-Cleated him on the punt return!
Tyler: Woah!

by Unknown Number November 20, 2011

meaty cleatus

The front visual part of the vagina containing the most surface area and the most “meat”

Goodness my meaty cleatus is meatier that yours.
Ugh these razor bumps on my meaty cleatus hurt!

by Bruthr Pooti January 29, 2018