Clegged

Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.

This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.

"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".

"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"

Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"

by laughingboy65 November 30, 2010

cengiz

A wierd Big Smexy boy

Cengiz is very gay

by SMILLY TY October 30, 2020

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

Clegg

When the smegma is very clumpy

“Yo dude, do I smell some clegg.” - Jim
“Yes bro, I have clumpy smegma.” - Ralph

by Bean2825 November 3, 2020

cleg nut

the shriveled up gonads of a man aged no less than 83 years old.

Ed “boom boom” Jarvis had worked successfully in the adult film industry for years, until an extreme case of cleg nuts befell him at the early age of 42, doctors surmised the cleg nut effect can be accelerated due to extreme over use

by reginaandray February 14, 2007

clanger

originates from clanger english for mistake
a full on fuck up when giving the flange a good seeing to. a clanger can only be performed whilst giving head

"oh did u get with hudson last night"
"yeah he pulled a full on clanger"
"gutted get him a guide book or some shit"
"yeah banging mate"

by kyleking August 31, 2006

clang clang

(n) excessively large and exaggerated bling bling.

The clang clang around that chicks neck must have cost her a lot of pussy.

by Jacuvhrts August 4, 2005