clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality

"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."

by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015

Drowning the clam

Where a woman use a showerhead to massage her vagina

I was drowning the clam for about 15 minutes and it felt so good oh my god.

by quaintrock August 17, 2010

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011

boiling clams

To aggressively masturbate.

I was just Boiling Clams in the bathroom.

by Kapperino July 3, 2014

Clam Cove

A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.

The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.

I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.

by The Meat Sweats April 26, 2021

Clam Date

The female version of a man date. Two straight women out on the town.

"I have a clam date with one of my good friends tonight."

by healthbledger November 21, 2011