Chump

Sing

Sing is a grade a angus beef certified chump

by Meatball42069 February 11, 2021

Chumpitaz

A tiny latina girl. She is the literal size of a chihuahua but is very kind and intelligent being. Also very beautiful

Guy: *sees a chumpitaz*

by nobodyneedstoknow777 June 28, 2021

Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

chumsad

How you feel as a plankton if you can’t find another lover and have to marry Karen.

Yo i be so chumsad when I can’t get hitched to my girl pseudo plankton

by Chumsad March 12, 2022

chumple

the greatest word known to man

copyrighted by hassan adam

chumple is online

lets play some fOrTnItE

by chumple May 30, 2022

Chump

Someone who is really thick. Watches anime and doesn't leave their room.

You see that guy called sam bown over there? He is such a chump, he can't talk to females.

by XIIO March 26, 2023

City Champs

Slang for butt or booty.

John: Those are some fine city champs Alice has.

by bbddq August 14, 2008