jesus christ

a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.

jesus christ is a stoner

by brooksy2410 June 7, 2007

Christ Cock

An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."

Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.

Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"

Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!

Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!

Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!

by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 27, 2008

Christ Illusion

The ninth studio album by the American thrash metal band and death metal pioneer Slayer. The album was released on August 8, 2006. This is the first album to have Dave Lombardo's drumming skills in since 1990's 'Seasons in the Abyss', and he is more than welcomed back into the Slayer crew. It's a definite improvement from Slayers work over the last 15 years. Lyrical themes explored on Christ Illusion deal with terrorism, warfare and religion, not exactly new to the Slayer style. Doesn't grasp the feeling 'Reigning Blood' or 'Seasons in the Abyss' had, but it comes fairly damn close. A definite must must for Slayer fans of all kinds.

Person 1: It seems like a lot of '80's thrash bands are making great albums over the passed 3 or 4 years.

Person 2: Like who? And what albums?

Person 1: Megadeth with United Abominations, Metallica with Death Magnetic, and Slayer with Christ Illusion.

Person 2: Thanks, I'll probably check those albums out!

by Phazon117 May 16, 2009

Christan

pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.

Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.

by truthispeak000ooo000 February 4, 2010

Jesus Christ

A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.

by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009

dirty christa

The act of cumming on a disc golf disc before throwing it causing a rain of semen on players.

Did u just do a dirty Christa on the back 9?

by NFly November 16, 2019

christ on a crutch

Christ on a crutch: A term of disbelief or shock. Normally used dismissively.

"Christ on a crutch! Are you that stupid?"

by SherryM November 27, 2007