christopher wanq

christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun

christopher wanq: orens hawt uwu
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by window's left nutsa August 2, 2023

Peeping Christopher

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

thomas christopher mckinstry

Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96

"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."

by Alex Burns January 9, 2014

Joey Christopher

A gay faggot that sucks fat long dick

Look at him, hes a Joey Christopher

by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

Oh Christopher

When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

Oh Christopher, why did you do that?

by Zlei February 7, 2020

alexander christopher rameriez

a savage that is a player, and really likes to make noises during school (specifically moaning). They also only wear the same sweatshirt for the rest of their life.

An Alexander Christopher Rameriez is a savage that is a player, and really likes to make noises during school (specifically moaning). They also only wear the same sweatshirt for the rest of their life.

Rob: Did you hear that savage Alex moan.

by urfriendlyneighborhhodsharpie April 5, 2020