Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

choking your drawls

The act of masturbation

Quit choking your drawls!

I heard my roommate choking his drawls last night. It sounded violent at certain points...

by Rooj Morej September 24, 2017

Chinning

A selfie trend in which one pulls there head back to the point where they have a visable double chin

Gerald:"Omg did you see that girls selfie,"
Leonard:"She was totally chinning,"
Gerald:"Ik its so funny tho!"

by GreatMightyGobShite January 21, 2018

Choking on gold

In an instance of embroiled internecine conflict between rappers, a.k.a beef, the idiom "Choking on gold" refers to the inability of a given party to reprise an ad hominid attack due to the terms of a private concession. The concession, usually initiated through some form of bribery or intimidation, is knowingly accepted at the cost of making the silenced party appear less real.

Mac Miller was choking on gold shortly after the release of Drake's new EP.

by TiberiusGracchus May 28, 2018

Chinting

When playing League of Legends. You decide to play bot lane, int feed your opposition, then proceed to flame your jungler for not ganking, and everyone else for no pressuring they're lanes. Your support was also kinda shit, in your opinion

You: Yikes you guys suck.
Jungler: Nah bro you're just chinting, muted.

by IRNOTKJ May 28, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018