chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

chirping on

When someone is talking about absolute rubbish or is taking a while to get to the point of their conversation.

Steve: Ah mate, I was out the other night... *five minutes later* ...Did I mention this?
Gary: Steve mate, quit chirping on.

by Chirper June 2, 2011

Chimination

anybody who rolls with The Chimichangas is considered a part of chimination

Bob: Yo, you goin to mosh with chimination tonight?

Bill: na, im bound to the stoop day after day

by Kikinwang August 12, 2011

Chompin

When you bite down on a speaker at a rave while rolling (on ecstasy)

He was chompin the whole night bro.

by juaninja January 2, 2012

Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.

"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."

by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013

Chimpancamel

A mix of a chimpanzee and a camel.. not muck more I can say

Dude check out that chimpancamel!!

by Camelmaster2202 May 25, 2015

chippins

Meth resin scraped from the pipe

I have some chippins saved to smoke for a rainy day.

by baby momomo January 28, 2016