Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do

“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.

by Befarnajo July 9, 2023

Wind Chimes

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.

"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"

by Teddy bear jim bo March 27, 2007

chimer

(1) one who chimes
(2) a loud mouth, often witty person

one more word outta that chimer & i'm gonna break his windpipe!

by kr1st0ph3r May 17, 2006

Chimped

When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.

Lol that bot just chimped himself

by David Rushby January 6, 2008

Chicago Chimney Sweep

The act of sucking fecal matter off of a penis immediately after anal sex.

So my boyfriend gave me a Chicago chimney sweep...I was surprised when I found out it was basically ass to mouth.

by Kzooprophet October 14, 2009

chime

A verb form of "chimo" (a shortened word for child molester). To be creepy in anyway, not just towards small children. 1. To stop by somewhere in order to creepily check out people you are sexually interested in.
2. looking at people's facebook or myspace photos without their knowledge.

"Jeff, are you chiming in on that one girl on facebook?"

"Alright, Jason, I'm about to go chime in at the gym."

by B103Chimos March 11, 2009

kom chimbee

Affectionate term for the female pee flower.

Just the mere fact that not only grown women have a kom chimbee but little young carefree girls do too. That grownup women love to have it licked by their sister to feel babyly loved and heavened feeling as if her sister is her mommy. But that not just adults can love giving other grownup women lickee but they can even love to licke little beautiful young innocent girls to heaven if they are beautiful themself enough to go that far with a little girl to express her motherly love, just as long as she herself in her physical adulthood is still childly pure at body, voice and soul.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 12, 2010