Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.

"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."

by Flabbergastion December 2, 2007

Chease

A special needs way of spelling cheese (A sticky substance that cames out your bell).

The retard who spells cheese this way will also misspell words like this:
Emo - Emu
Toby - Toebe

Anyone this thick will automatically be sectioned by the goverment as they may cause harm to others.

Big D: Ehh Toebe, do you like chease?
Toebe: Whats a chease?
Gajman: It's cheese you spastic!!

by RBBMandem January 29, 2009

cheaters

Winners, but only as long as they are not caught in the act.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

chatspeak

A way to prove you don't use proper English. It is also known as Ch@+$p3@k.

Person 1: Hey guys!
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: What?
person 2: $+0p 1333i^9 @ f@9
Person 1: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Person 2: CHATSPEAK YOU IDIOT
Person 1:.....

by mack H July 2, 2007

Cheads

being a total douche and a faggot to get things to go your way, while screwing some deserving bitches in the process

Jimmy: Hell Yeah niggas! I won!

Johnny: What a cheads, Danny got screwed up his sweet ace.

by ecostarboss October 29, 2009

Cheatha

a. cute in appearence and/or behavior. (adj)

b. to stroke or pet something. (v)

c. an animal that is very cute. (N)

Aww, look at that cheatha, he's so cheatha, let's go cheatha him!

by ~~Nami~~ April 27, 2006